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How the Signs Would Act in a First Conversation

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  • Aries: generally good with new people, little bit shy. pretty chill as long as they're not put in an uncomfortable situation
  • Taurus: that kid that makes a cheesy joke when you meet them but you've just met them so you aren't sure if they're jokin or not
  • Gemini: not awkward at all like they make a joke but it's that joke that's kinda mean but funny. comes off as a casual ho that you want to listen to forever
  • Cancer: really really awkward but like the cute awkward that you want to comfort like "hey it's ok I don't bite"
  • Leo: quiet but like soon enough they make a comment and everyone likes you instantly you lucky bitch
  • Virgo: isnt even quiet really like you may think that but you aren't you actually will say whatever's on your mind
  • Libra: really pretty person that doesn't associate with the lower class but if you have the fortune to talk to them they're so awkward like seriously so awkward
  • Scorpio: really quiet for a long time then makes a quiet joke that only you hear and you start laughing so hard and btw this makes their day
  • Sagittarius: Doesn't really pay attention to the conversation, but when they zone in they're really comfortable to be around, kinda flirty
  • Capricorn: mix between tries too hard and awkwardly shy. I recommend not telling jokes and don't laugh to hard at other peoples jokes <3
  • Aquarius: says comments you can't believe they've just said around you. makes you comfortable at the fact that they will say whatever to you but at the same time makes you uncomfortable at the fact they will say whatever to you
  • Pisces: so awkward not necessarily a bad awkward just plain awkward and you make a joke and it's like why would you say that?? you're making it worse (but in any other situation that joke would kill)
    • 07 May   3,128 notes    via
    #text  #taurus  #ok but that's literally  #me  
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